Subject: !SKFF! Obskat: The Vote.PG Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1998 00:15:02 -0700 From: Rauhnee Ranshanka Title: The Vote Author: Rauhnee Ranshanka Email: GateKat@SWATKats.Net Rating: PG Status: NEW; Complete Date: Aug 27, 1998 Archive: No Category: Penitence Series/Sequel: The Katmins Rants #5 #1: Cyber Bloodlust #2: Where's The Fic? #3: What's With You? #4: Secrets Disclaimers: The SWAT Kats belong to Hanna-Barbara, no infringement intended and no physical profit gained. Notes: 5 down, one to go. I'm starting to enjoy writing these things a little too much. At least the plot will be done soon. CHOP stands for Chauvinistic Homophobic Obnoxious Pig. Summary: Felina and her crew have a meeting. Warnings: Girls Club Meeting, some general male bashing up ahead. ----------------------------------------------------------- "First order of business." Felina settled easily into leadership. "Opinions on Samantha Jagan. I know we've all seen the same work on her, but we each seem to get something different out of it and I haven't had a chance to review that latest reports." Her gaze flowed across each of the seven other femkats at the table, silently noting their responses as they spoke. A Jaguar, Lt. Mayna, sitting directly to Felina's left broke the silence. "Nervous, nosy, mildly paranoid, and a major note taker. She knows we are up to something and realizes that it is a bid for command but is not at all sure how we intend to go about it. She picked up on the SK connection almost immediately, but has yet to figure it out. She is also more leery about Ulysses than we are." A gray tabby, Typer Barwyn, grinned from across the table. "That's a good thing." "But she's scared to death of you." Sgt. Longfur, a gray and brown tabby nodded at Felina. "I've given her good cause." Felina smiled softly to herself. "How scared?" "She's told her folks that if anything happens to her, you probably arranged it." Mayna added. "Really?" Felina didn't bother to hold the amusement from her voice. "How much did she find?" "An amazing amount. Everything we set up for her to find and some of the *truth*." Mayna confirmed. "But I am more impressed with her ability to hide and code what she has. If it was not for the surveillance cameras, we would have never found most of her notes. I still suspect we are missing some of them." "I have one other thing to say in her favor." Lt. Comdr.. Maja, a heavily muscled midnight black femkat spoke up. "She's an excellent hacker and programer. I finally traced who broke into your files, and it was Jagan." That statement got a surprised reaction out of most of the group. "I'm not surprised." Felina smiled. "Has she done anything with what she got?" "I don't think so." Maja shook her head. "But it's quite possible she's hidden it where I can't find it. She is a class or two ahead of me in the software department." "And words against?" Felina prompted. "It's unlikely she will stay, even if we bring her in." Typer commented. "Feral has her spooked. Something is going on with Steele; she keep mentioning him in her writings. She thinks MKC is a lot worse than the Joint Chiefs Office." "You're kidding!" Sandy, an orange tabby nearly choked on her drink. "That's the politicking capital of the planet." "She's not kidding." Typer shook her head, an amused smile playing across her muzzle. "She thinks Felina would do well there." "Now *that's* a thought I can second." Maja chuckled. "Not a chance. Those guys are crazy." Felina growled with a trace of humor in it. "Like we aren't?" Longfur pointed out. "Take a look at wFelina growled with a trace of humor in it. "Like we aren't?" Longfur pointed out. "Take a look at what we're planning." She swept her arm to include everyone at the table. "Remove Feral from office by treasury, capture the SWAT Kats by deception and detective work, challenge the Mayors office, reorganize the entire force, change out equipment within five years, set marshal law until we get all the Class S's in prison for good. What am I missing?" "Get the good-for-nothing CHOPs out of *our* Enforcers." Mayna piped in quickly, her tail twitching expectantly. "I wonder if CHOP Shop knew what his name meant when he chose it." Frya Ringtale giggled softly, her overly long orange, white and black striped tail twining around her upper body. "Not a chance, not CHOP knows what it means. That's half the fun. You can insult them to their face and they haven't a clue." "I just hope your wrong about who the SKs are." Lt. Kimmon shook her head. "Chance is as bad a CHOP as any." "I don't know about that." Typer broke in, a slight blush showing through her smoky fur. "He's just a bit of a flirt, but he's a real gentlekat when you get to know him." "Typer, you dated him. That doesn't count." Sandy smirked. "Nah, no real CHOP could catch that darling partner of his." Mayna shook her head. "Say what?" Felina snapped her ears forward. "Scuttlebutt says Jake and Chance are lovers." Mayna grinned at Felina. "No way." Typer emphasized her refusal with her hands. "Chance would never go for it. I think Jake might though." "I doubt it. They've both got the macho thing going." Lt. Kimmon grumbled. "Since when has that been a disqualifier?" Maja demanded. "Dark Kat's a definite." "Now I just can't buy that one." Felina mused. "My brother's gotten me more confirmation that I care to look at." Maja countered quickly. "Anybody want photos of DK naked with another tom?" "Agk!" "No me." "No way." "That's gross." Maja's offer caught her teammates off guard. "Now how'd we get this far off topic?" Felina pushed the image of Dark Kat out of her mind. "Final Vote on Jagan. Yes or no." ----------------- Rauhnee Ranshanka; Katmin: MegaKat City Nexus, ListHood SWAT Kat and Greeter http://www.peak.org/~dragon/index.html ***************************************************************** "Hope has three daughters -- Anger, Courage and Panic. Anger at the way things are, Courage to work to make things other than they are, and Panic to get things moving." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Do not meddle in the affairs of certain dark furred gunner, . for he is a smart-ass and well armed. Do not meddle in the affairs of a certain Lieutenant Feral, . for she carries a bazooka and knows how to use it.